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MOPEDs MO PROBLEMs

So on the way to school my mopeds brakes went out.

Thought i was gonna die for sure.

Im like alright shit happens whatever.

So i fixed it on the side of the road.

Then on the way back home my throttle sticks and i literally pop a wheelie through this intersection.

Thought i was gonna die for sure again.

So i kill the engine and unstick my throttle and try and make it home.

Then two blocks away from home i run outta gas so im like ok i better get gas now.

I walk my moped 8 blocks to the nearest gas station.

As i arrive my FUCKING FRONT WHEEL FALLS OFF!

I have to wheel it home 10 blocks without a front wheel.